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Yogi Berra Quotes

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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

I never said most of the things I said.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

I’m glad I was in the Navy.

Pair up in threes.

I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

I don’t mean to be funny.

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

We have deep depth.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

You can observe a lot by watching.

A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.

I enjoy now doing what I do… playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.

I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

It gets late early out there.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

The future ain’t what it used to be.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

It’s fun; baseball’s fun.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

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